Met Ball. Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker.
My banana looks like Matt Smith
life has never given me lemons
so go buy them, that lemon cheesecake isn’t going to make itself you know.
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
ah, the geek is strong in this post
This is why I love people I’ve never met. =)
Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
(x ~9 min)
I personally think that this gif
is much funnier when reversed
Huskies make the best faces
(Source: uma-pequena-monstrinha)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!
OMG I NEED THIS
(Source: m3lodigression)
Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
